Growing up so fast

After eating 2 slices of pizza for dinner, Lily puffs out her large belly and says "Baby Aidan in tummy. When's he coming out?"


Lily falls and hurts her knee.
Mommy: can I kiss it all better?
Lily (stops crying): Mommy, that doesn't work.


So now, not only does my child know kisses can't fix owies, but she thinks she's pregnant. She is growing up too fast!