Lily: "When does Cinderella lose her shoe?!"
Me: "At the end of the movie."
Lily: "How much longer?"
Me: "About an hour."
Lily: "When we go to the library, I want to get a shorter movie"
Me: "Why?"
Lily: "Because this one is too long!"

Lily knocks toys all over the floor then says...
L: That's okay, Brooke will clean them.
Me: Why does Brooke have to clean them? You knocked it over.
L: I'm pretending she's my mommy.
Me: So mommies do all the cleaning?
L: Yes.
Me: Doesn't Daddy clean too?
L: Well... he cleans his plate!

Where does Daddy work?
L: Buena Vista Vista-versery
Where did Daddy work in Rhode Island?
L: Black University


L: Why is that person sitting on a rollerskate?
That's not a rollerskate, that's a wheelchair.