While watching 101 Dalmations:
Lily: Why is Cruella so mean?
Nathan: Because she didn't eat her vegetables.
Lily: Are you kidding me?
Nathan to me: Did she just call me out?

L: That cat throw-up smells like peanut butter. Yum, yum, I like peanut butter!

L: (while out shopping) Mommy, that lady has a big bottom.
M: Yes, but that is okay, isn't it?
L: Yes... (long pause)... but how does she fit on the potty?
So grateful this conversation occurred outside the lady's earshot!

L: Brooke, that's a Croc Pot. Which is kinda like an Alligator, only different.

Grandma has Lilies growing in her flower beds. L: No, flowers don't sleep in beds!

L: Mommy, I hear secrets in my bedroom.
M: You do?
L: I hear them right now.
M: What do they sound like? (thinking our house is haunted)
L: Listen
M: You mean the crickets? (coming from her night sounds toy)
L: Ya, those.

Lily: Is this Uncle Jackson?
Hope: (while laughing hysterically) No, this is Bon Jovi.

Any guesses who Lily wanted to listen to?